Monday, 4 August 2014

Ramblings: The Yearly Blog

My ridiculously long absences from this blog irks both me and my scant following. But it's reaped great suggestions from my friends. One of them said I should call it 'The Yearly Blog' since I post pretty much once each year. Another said, "How can you be so inconsistent?" and followed it up with, "You're so full of crap all the time." Two very good points.
Even though I'm kinda tempted to change the name of this blog to the suggested one, I won't. I like the current name. It makes absolutely no sense. I feel the name should reflect the kind of nonsense I post on this blog. Having said that, I might change the name, to something even more meaningless. Hey, it's not my fault, OK? My parents changed my name thrice too!
I have a lot of ideas for this blog. You see, I'm never short of ideas. My friends know that. They always come to me for 'em. Just a few days back, my friend Hasan wanted an instant cure for this really bad headache. I told him some fun facts about STDs that I'd just learnt in microbiology and then I showed him some really gross pictures of 'em. After a while, he said he felt sick, and swore (quite profanely) never to have sex. I got him to forget about his headache and even choose abstinence as the way to go. See what I did there?
I gotta admit, though. Sometimes these sparks of brilliance do backfire. Like when I tried to make up for my sleep debt, during AS level preps. I got straight Bs, my academic Lowest. The silver lining: I was wide awake, at my cognitive and functional best during the exams. With a profoundly empty head. Ok, really not much of a silver lining.
I kinda pulled an Eric Matthews there (Boy Meets World reference). :P
Coming back to the topic, I have a lot of ideas (read: stupid ideas) for this blog. So you might be seeing some changes soon. Or maybe not. I'm very very VERY lazy. Ok then. See ya next year! ^_^
Just kidding! Umm... there may be a chance I'm not, though. Gah! Whatever! :P

-NH

6 comments:

  1. The STD serving as a diversion from headache and the not-so-drawing at the end: BEEESSSSSSTTTT! :D

    See, you don't have to blog a lot. Just whenever you get an idea, write it down and post it. Even if it's a sentence :)

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    1. Hahaha, thank you Lubaina! :)
      Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with that for a while. :P

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  2. I can't believe my eyes that I am reading a blog-post written by someone really really busy. :p That's actually a MIRACLE. :p Just kidding. :P
    Hahaha...Really hilarious post. :D Anyways,I always enjoy reading your posts. :)
    Keep on writing. :)

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