Ramblings: Stupid is as Stupid Does

It's official: I'm dumb. 'til today, I did have some doubts but the last week has proved me wrong. I proved MYSELF wrong! Now, I'm convinced that if I was on the cast for ‘Dumb and Dumber’, my character would be "Dumbest". Of course that wouldn't have been possible 'cause I was only 1 when the film was released. At that age, I was the star of another show called "Growing up and Acting cute". The show was a success btw. Got excellent reviews from the only two viewers of my show, mum and dad. Then my brother came along and stole my spotlight.

If there was a time in my life that measured as my intellectual high, I guess it would be when I was seven. After that, my IQ just took a dip, and kept on dipping. Not that I had much of an IQ to begin with. Nuhuh. The only stuff I really racked my brains on was why Scooby Doo wore a dog costume (I just couldn’t accept the fact that he was really a dog), what the inside of a tap must look like to an insect, and what switched the light on and off in the fridge. That was a real puzzler. I didn’t figure it out ‘til I was thirteen (it’s definitely got something to do with the door).

What finally convinced me was taking a look at the many conversations I had over last week. Here are a few of them:

            “At one point in life, I even considered drugs…”
“Drugs? You don’t even know about drugs!” says Hasan in an exasperated tone.
“Sure I do.”
 “Oh yeah? Name one!”
“Ok. Pepsi.”

·        “I wanna become a lawyer when I grow up.”
“But you’re already in med school!” cries Sherzad.
“Which is why I said, ‘When I grow up’. Gosh, do you even listen to what I say?”

·        “What now?” says Khushhal.
“Wow, how’d you know?”
“You’ve got that stupid look again, the one you get when you’re racking your little brain real hard.”
“How do you know I only get that look when I’m thinking?”
*shrugs* “Well, you don’t do that very often.”

·         “You see, Kal-El is Jor-El’s son. The Kents are Superman’s foster parents. They’re not exactly related,” explains Saad.
“So Zod is Superman’s DAD?!”
“Seriously, man? Is that what you got from all this?”

·        Zainab texts: I hate guys. I don’t ever want to marry a guy!
I reply: Yeah, me too. Which is why I’m gonna marry a girl.

·        While playing DOTA (Defense Of The Ancients):
“Hah! He just stood there while the other team ganked him. Whattay noob!”
“Dude, I think that was your guy,” Says Khushhal.
“Impossible! I’m that flying donkey headed back for base.”
“That’s the Courier!”

It’s a miracle I made it through school. I finally believe people like Forrest Gump can exist in real life. :D

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